Dykes ToWatch Out For by Alison Bechdel

suburban subversion

THERE'S ONE.

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LITTLE BOXES ON THE HILLSIDE...

CLARICE,YOU PROMISED TO BE OPEN-MINDED. IT'S NOT

THAT FAR AWAY, AND

THE SCHOOL IS EXCELLENT.

B. Audio B HIEL

WIDDOW

BOXES...

HI! NICE MMM. DAY!

YEAH.

WHAT'S THIS CHICK SELLING?

WHAT A CUTE

LITTLE BOY! YOU MUST

EXCUSE ME?

WORK FOR SOMEONE NEW.

I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU

HERE BEFORE.

I

PWAY-

WANNA

GWOUND!

PWAY.

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DECEMBER 19, 1997 GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE

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LOOK, NO

IS THAT SO BAD?

OKAY. WHY DON'T WE HAVE A PICNIC? WE'LL GO PLAY AND YOU CAN

GET SOME SANDWICHES OVER AT THAT DELI.

WHAT FAMILY DO YOU WORK FOR?

OH. I'M BLACK, SO I'M SOMEBODY'S SERVANT?! YOU'VE BEEN INHALING TOO MUCH LYSOL, PRINCESS!

OH, GOSH! I JUST ASSUMED YOU WERE A NANNY SINCE HE'S OBVIOUSLY NOT YOURS.

WHAT'S OBVIOUS IS YOU NEED TO GET OUT MORE. EXCUSE ME, MY SON IS CALLING ME.

SHORTLY...

DID YOU REALLY CALL HER "PRINCESS?"

MEEMA. CATCH ME!.

I WOULDA DONE BETTER

IF THERE

WEREN'T

CHILDREN

PRESENT.

DAMMIT.

LET'S MOVE

THAT'S THE FIRST CONVINCING ARGUMENT

YOU'VE MADE. YOU DIDN'T

HERE TO SPITE PLANT THAT BIMBO BY

THEM.

ANY CHANCE, DID YOU?

WIDDOW S BOXES MADE OF TICKY-TACKY.

THE MOSTLY UNFABULOUS SOCIAL LIFE OF ETHAN Green

THANGREJONG

YOU'RE BIG ON FLIRTING WITH THE MAILMAN

Holiday Card Cavalcade

HE MOSTLY IGNORES You.

SHADY SOLICITATIONS FROM FORMER TRICKS..

"HAPPY HOLIDAYS,

I'M IN PARAGUAY.

WOULD BE Very HELPFUL

IF YOU WOULD IMMEDIATELY WIRE ME ONE THOUSAND V.S.

DOLLARS, WILL MAKE IT

WORTH Your WHILE. -ETienne.

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ELEGRAMA

SuperFICIAL GREETINGS From The X Lover THAT You STILL Carry A Torch For.

"hey, how's it goin?"

Best,

مملا -

Eerie HELLOS FROM THE Spirit World.

Than Gran

Dear Ethan,

as your third grade Teacher, I was well aware of your incipient Homosexuality. You had excell. ent Penmanship. Male homosexuals often do You see...

Sincerely M. Hanaford (deceased)

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BY ERIC ORNER

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